Liz: Did I put a toaster waffle in the DVD player?
Jack: You did. Watched it for an hour & said that Nicole Kidman should've gotten an Oscar for it.

yo momma

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shut it down dealbreaker

shut it down dealbreaker

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100 pictures of; Kelly Clarkson - 33/100

100 pictures of; Kelly Clarkson - 33/100

“That movie was terrible…”

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hazor:

Bless this mess

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